A guy, Bob, boards a plane and finds he is sitting next to Cindy Crawford – can’t believe his luck! But then his luck changes as the plane crashes and he is the only survivor, washed up on a desert island. His luck changes for the better again when he realizes that there is one other survivor, the very gorgeous Cindy.
They make themselves comfortable, build a shelter and start to catch fish and lobsters in the lagoon, which they cook over an open fire. The second night on the island, after another day of swimming in the lagoon and enjoying a fine seafood supper, Cindy says to Bob, “Look it’s only you and me and it doesn’t look like we’re going to get rescued any time soon. You’re a nice looking guy, why don’t we make love?”.
And so it goes for the next few weeks. They sleep in late, wake up, make love, go swimming, catch some supper, make love again and then snuggle down by the open fire. Life is good.
But then one night, after they have made love and are sitting by the fire, Cindy notices Bob is a bit down. “What is it Bob, is it something I’ve done?”
“No, not all Cindy, you’re just wonderful, everything about our lives here is wonderful. I’m just being silly. It’s a stupid guy thing”
Cindy urges him to tell her what the problem is and eventually he confesses:
“It is just a stupid guy thing but I miss my mates”
Cindy says, “I totally understand Bob and I want to help you. Why don’t I, just for tonight, pretend I’m your best mate, what is his name?”
“Fred”, Bob says, “but Cindy you don’t look much like Fred!”.
At this, Cindy gets up, fetches some coconut oil and slicks back her hair. She gets cinders from the fire and smears them across her face to give herself a 5 O’clock shadow. She lowers her voice and says, “Hey Bob, it’s me Fred, your best mate”
Bob looks at Fred and says:-
“Here Fred, you’ll never guess who I’ve been shagging for the last month!”