Thursday’s Joke

Two great white sharks, a dad and a son, spot a sinking ship with drowning people in the water. The Dad shark says to the son:

“Listen, we’ll just swim round them once with only a bit of our fins showing. Then we’ll swim around again with all our fins showing, then we’ll go eat”

The son shark does as he’s told and they scoff the lot. He asks his dad:

“What was all that business with the swimming around showing our fins before we went for the kill”

His Dad replied:

“I find people are like prawns, they taste a lot better when they’re not full of shit”

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