A Chinese guy goes to his boss and says he has to go home early.
“Me feelin’ weally sick, bad cold in nose”
His boss lets him go but gives him some advice.
“Listen you can’t just give in to a cold. Try some vigorous exercise – in fact when I get a cold I find that if I make passionate love to my wife it goes away”
Next day the Chinese worker is back, evidently feeling a lot better.
“Thanks for advice, boss. It weally work. Also, you have nice house